Finally! Now that the weather is warming up, that’s a wake-up call for the grass in your yard to get growing already.
Our latest installment of Learning the Lingocan seed your vocabulary with all the landscaping terms worth knowing. Whether you want to beautify your yard for summertime barbecues or kick up your home’s curb appeal so you can rake in the profits when you sell, here are some words to ponder, from “dollar spots” to “plugs” and beyond. Way beyond!
Sod
Rolling out the turf
Sod generally needs to be planted within 24 hours of being cut. Also bear in mind that not all sod is created equal. To get a better idea of what grass can thrive in your climate, go to the USDA Plant Hardiness Zone Map and enter your ZIP code.
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Plugs
Illustration of plugs used to turf a lawn
Downside: You’ll have to wait longer (up to a year) before they completely fill in their target area. Just like Uncle Travis did (which is why he wore baseball caps everywhere).
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Kentucky bluegrass
Kentucky bluegrass
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Tall fescue
Tall-fescue
Fescue’s drawbacks are that in the summer, you can’t give it a crew cut—mow below one-and-a-half inches and you’ll likely damage or kill swaths of it—and it doesn’t do well in extreme heat.
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Zoysia
Zoysia, or Manila grass
Zoysia is hardy and loves heat and sun. What’s more, it’s not overwhelmingly thirsty (unlike Uncle Travis) and is so hardy that the Texas Rangers use it for their infield.
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Drought-shaming
See, there’s this severe drought in certain parts of the country, most notoriously California. And if you live in one of these areas and decide to give your dry-as-burnt-toast lawn a refreshing nine-hour shower, watch out. Not only is this quite possibly a violation of local laws and ordinances, you could also end up a target of drought-shaming, where neighbors rag on you for wasting water on your lawn that could have gone to, say, bathing a family of four.
It can all get pretty ugly. Last year Tom Selleck was outed in Ventura County for stealing water from a nearby hydrant to water his 60-acre farm and avocado ranch. Say it ain’t so, Magnum! (For an alternative to water-hungry lawns, see our next term.)
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Xeriscaping
Xeriscaping
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Dollar spot
Dollar spots
If you suspect you’ve got dollar spots, you can treat your lawn with antifungals, or prevent them from taking hold by adding nitrogen fertilizer, since it tends to take hold in nitrogen-deficient soil.
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Fairy ring
Fairy ring
Research from the University of British Columbia gives us one interesting tactic: Remove half your fairy ring and till it in with the other side. The spores on each side are different and antagonistic, and will annihilate each other. (It’s not exactly a fairy-tale ending, is it?)